| black garbage | non-recyclable trash can (ant: white garbage) |
| black meat | sausage |
| blana spits | The Banana Splits: A TV show from 1968. Zak loves to watch it with daddy. |
| blanas | bananas |
| blue cheese | safeway brand powdered 3 cheese spaghetti topping. |
| Bootser | Booster, Zak's first cat. Booster died because he was curious and didn't look both ways before crossing the street. |
| budder | butter |
| buskeddy | thin round pasta with a red meat sauce |
| cans | candy |
| Cheega | Chick Hicks from the movie "Cars" |
| chicken | chicken, pork, or some other kind of meat that is not red or black |
| circle treats | yogurt pushups |
| crabs | King or Snow crab legs. Probably Zak's most favorite food. "Zak, what happens on Daddy's birthday?" "We gonna to eat some crabs!" |
| crans | crayons |
| cream | whipped cream |
| Ex Awre | Zak's kitten, XR. Named for the plucky robot in Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. Because Mira is mommy's cat and Booster died. |
| green cheese | safeway brand powdered parmasian cheese topping. |
| hot chocolate milk | hot coco |
| I love you 20 | An expression of affection indicating that Zak loves you a whole lot |
| I love you 21 | an expression of affection indicating that Zak loves you more than a whole lot. |
| I love you, Daddy | expression used to indicate that Zak has done something bad and wishes to remind you that you promiced you would never eat him. |
| jumpy | bounce house |
| kissanahug | a morning ritual of embrace |
| lellow | yellow |
| lellow juice | white grape juice |
| mikercycle | motorcycle |
| Mira | Mommy's cat. Mira doesn't like anyone but Mommy. Even though Daddy is the one who rescued her from a freezing cold winter night, warmed her up and hand fed her milk soaked cat food until she stopped shivering. |
| orange budder | salmon flavored cream cheese |
| orange car | Zak's favorite NASCAR driver. Tony Stewart, #20, in the Home Depot car. |
| red meat | pepperoni |
| snowflake and tic-tac-toe | The two extra buttons on the telephone keypad |
| sweety | a stuffed animal |
| to | for |
| treat | Ice cream |
| tzhe | the |
| white budder | cream cheese |
| white garbage | recycling can |
| white sause | ranch dressing |